Women Behaving Badly

Well, the evidence is in from my recent rendevous with my bestest friend...meaning, she finally, after two weeks back home, sent me some pictures...the likes of which I would not publish, had I any shame...

If that statement about well behaved women is true...and I believe it is...



Then we created a truly hysterical...I mean historical...moment...



Then we corrupted the men...


Then I posed for some Arkansas pornography to be sent to another friend of mine...



You see, he has this thing about Arkansas foreplay...you know...the untying of one another's shoes...so these nekkid feet just gave him the vapors. He's a 'podophile'...or is it 'podophiliac'? Either way, he always tips the podiatrist.